Friday, March 12, 2010

Amazon to the Rescue!

Thank God that Amazon is watching out for us! Kristin was just checking her Amazon marketplace account and found the following Very Important Product Recall:

"This is to inform you that the following item has been recalled by the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC): Gerber Gator Machete and Gator Machete Jr."

OK, so about 10 seconds of research tells me that this isn't the same Gerber that makes the baby food, so this wasn't necessarily made for little kids. Still, how would you know if this thing malfunctioned? The Gator lived long enough to eat the junior machete weilder? So who's complaining, exactly?


Heading to the Evil Genious Bar for a break...

Quarter is now officially done. BLOrk tomorrow. Then Madison. Needed a good laugh, and the Onion story on Google has run its course. So there's this...